man: "I know it´s time for your food but I decided from now on you´ll have to do some exercises before every day"

dog:  "?"

man: "You know, you can´t always get what you want without doing anything for it. I know it´s hard, but that´s life!"

dog:  "??"

man: "Allright, let´s see what we could make your excercise for today. What are your skills?"

dog: "???"

man: "Come on! EVERY dog has got some skills. Wait. I know! GIVE PAW!"

dog: "????"

man: "You´re not serious, are you? You are not able to give paw?" Shake tail maybe? Turn around? A somersault? Anything? No?"

dog: "No" (meaning "GO GET SOME FOOD FOR ME")

man: *sigh* "okay, wait a minute. I´ll get your food... (man walks away to get some dog food from another room)

dog: "nice try, man. Really..."